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Firemedic2000
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Two couples are playing cards when John accidentally drops some cards on the floor.
When he bends down to pick them up. He notices Bill's wife isn't wearing any underwear.
Later John goes to the kitchen for some refreshments. Bill's wife follows him and asked. Did he see anything he liked under there.
John admits he did. She says you can have it but it'll cost you 100.00
They decide John should come by her house at 2pm on Friday while Bill is at work. On Friday John arrives at 2pm
He pays Bill's wife 100.00 and they go to the bedroom have sex and John leaves.

When Bill gets home around 6pm he asks his wife if John came by this afternoon.
Reluctantly she replies yes," he did stop by for a few minutes. Next Bill asks," did he give you 100.00
She thinks,"oh hell, he knows!" Finally she says," well, yes he did give me 100.00."
Good, Bill says. He came by the office this morning and borrowed 100.00 from me. He said he'd stop by our house on his way home and pay me back. :lol:

Saw this and thought it was pretty funny :P
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Post by S&W collector »

That's a good one
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