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Re: Finest Looking Woman

Post by flcracker » Tue Oct 27, 2009 7:22 pm

dolfan wrote:Image
LOL!!! Gotta love Marilyn..... [smilie=pdt_xtremez_13.gif]

The other night I was having dinner at the bar in a nice little restaurant above Taos, NM.... the bartender/server lady was a VERY flirtatious 60-something GILF.... when I asked her where the washroom was, she winked and told me "behind the green door" :-k
and some rin up hill and down dale, knapping the chucky stanes to pieces wi' hammers, like sae mony road-makers run daft - they say it is to see how the warld was made!

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Re: Finest Looking Woman

Post by Rentprop1 » Thu Oct 29, 2009 5:38 pm

flcracker wrote:60-something GILF....
GILF = Grandma ... I'd like to Fu[k ...???

WTF ??

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Re: Finest Looking Woman

Post by False Prophet » Fri Oct 30, 2009 1:39 am

Rentprop1 wrote:
flcracker wrote:60-something GILF....
GILF = Grandma ... I'd like to Fu[k ...???

WTF ??

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ROFLMFAO [smilie=011.gif] [smilie=popcorn.gif]
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Re: Finest Looking Woman

Post by flcracker » Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:49 am

Rentprop1 wrote:GILF = Grandma ... I'd like to Fu[k ...???
Hey - like a fine wine, some women get better with age. [smilie=011.gif]

You woulda if you coulda - she was purty hott for a Granny...... [smilie=pdt_xtremez_23.gif]

Coming from a 45-yo man with 8 grandkids...... =:bye
and some rin up hill and down dale, knapping the chucky stanes to pieces wi' hammers, like sae mony road-makers run daft - they say it is to see how the warld was made!

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Re: Finest Looking Woman

Post by bowhunter » Fri Oct 30, 2009 10:35 am

flcracker wrote:
dolfan wrote:Image
LOL!!! Gotta love Marilyn..... [smilie=pdt_xtremez_13.gif]

The other night I was having dinner at the bar in a nice little restaurant above Taos, NM.... the bartender/server lady was a VERY flirtatious 60-something GILF.... when I asked her where the washroom was, she winked and told me "behind the green door" :-k

ya think she was looking to transact some business in that head?
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Post by Davegot2P » Fri Oct 30, 2009 3:01 pm

False Prophet wrote:
Rentprop1 wrote:
flcracker wrote:60-something GILF....
GILF = Grandma ... I'd like to Fu[k ...???

WTF ??

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ROFLMFAO [smilie=011.gif] [smilie=popcorn.gif]
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Re: Finest Looking Woman

Post by flcracker » Fri Oct 30, 2009 8:22 pm

bowhunter wrote:ya think she was looking to transact some business in that head?
na.. she was just a real flirty old broad. [smilie=021.gif]
and some rin up hill and down dale, knapping the chucky stanes to pieces wi' hammers, like sae mony road-makers run daft - they say it is to see how the warld was made!

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Post by IDPAMASTER » Fri Oct 30, 2009 9:33 pm

flcracker wrote:
Rentprop1 wrote:GILF = Grandma ... I'd like to Fu[k ...???
Hey - like a fine wine, some women get better with age. [smilie=011.gif]

You woulda if you coulda - she was purty hott for a Granny...... [smilie=pdt_xtremez_23.gif]

Coming from a 45-yo man with 8 grandkids...... =:bye
they say the seasoned sled slides easier :-k [smilie=011.gif]
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Re: Finest Looking Woman

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Post by ger42 » Tue Nov 03, 2009 11:44 am

bowhunter wrote:
flcracker wrote:
dolfan wrote:Image
LOL!!! Gotta love Marilyn..... [smilie=pdt_xtremez_13.gif]

The other night I was having dinner at the bar in a nice little restaurant above Taos, NM.... the bartender/server lady was a VERY flirtatious 60-something GILF.... when I asked her where the washroom was, she winked and told me "behind the green door" :-k

ya think she was looking to transact some business in that head?

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Post by NonConformist » Thu Apr 22, 2010 9:50 pm

HKfanboy wrote:Image
LOVE it!

Check this out too-

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Re: Finest Looking Woman

Post by Rentprop1 » Thu Apr 22, 2010 10:02 pm

love the thick girls ! :ber
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Re: Finest Looking Woman

Post by BaywaterRoss » Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:03 am

HKfanboy wrote:Image
UGH! She looks like a walrus! rw:

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Post by P5 guy » Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:37 am

I don't see no tusks?

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Re: Finest Looking Woman

Post by Young-Legend » Fri Apr 23, 2010 11:44 am

[smilie=pdt_xtremez_30.gif] for + size models. Big shoes, small shoes same price, might as well take the big shoes [smilie=011.gif]
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Re: Finest Looking Woman

Post by confedneck » Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:04 pm

BaywaterRoss wrote:
HKfanboy wrote:Image
UGH! She looks like a walrus! rw:
no, she looks like a man
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Re: Finest Looking Woman

Post by heavyzee » Fri Apr 23, 2010 12:19 pm

HKfanboy wrote:Image

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Re: Finest Looking Woman

Post by ger42 » Fri Apr 23, 2010 1:34 pm

I'd have to strap a 2x4 across my ass so I wouldn't fall in.
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