So I went to go to the FTL gun show today...

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So I went to go to the FTL gun show today...

Post by tector » Sat Mar 11, 2017 3:57 pm

...and as I walking through the parking lot and up to the entrance I start thinking to myself, goddamn, there sure are a lot of middle-aged and older women here!

Uhhh...the gun show is NEXT weekend, the 18th and 19th. This was a frigging QUILT show. Good Christ.

On the bright side, now I know where to go to find some fairly desperate, if slightly aged broads.
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Post by Hotspur » Sat Mar 11, 2017 4:41 pm

tector wrote:...and as I walking through the parking lot and up to the entrance I start thinking to myself, goddamn, there sure are a lot of middle-aged and older women here!

Uhhh...the gun show is NEXT weekend, the 18th and 19th. This was a frigging QUILT show. Good Christ.

On the bright side, now I know where to go to find some fairly desperate, if slightly aged broads.
Maybe they'll teach you to quilt. Don't feel bad . . . I did the same thing in North Carolina 20-some years ago,when I turned up at a gun show in Raleigh only to be confronted by all kinds of interior decorators. And I was still middle-aged then, and consequently unable to use Alzheimer's as an excuse!

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Post by Rentprop1 » Sat Mar 11, 2017 5:09 pm

please post pics of the quilt that you bought my grandma would like to see them [smilie=011.gif]
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Post by Villafuego » Sat Mar 11, 2017 5:38 pm

I'm ashamed to admit that I walked up to the door of a similar show before.......Arsenal AK-74 slung on my back......everyone else was looking to trade beads and buttons.....

got a chili dog at Sonic and called it a day.........

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Post by gforester » Sat Mar 11, 2017 5:56 pm

tector wrote:On the bright side, now I know where to go to find some fairly desperate, if slightly aged broads.
Hey, don't knock those slightly aged broads, they can be very eager to please and less likely to play mind games. I mean, by that age they KNOW what to do.

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Post by tector » Sat Mar 11, 2017 6:12 pm

gforester wrote:
tector wrote:On the bright side, now I know where to go to find some fairly desperate, if slightly aged broads.
Hey, don't knock those slightly aged broads, they can be very eager to please and less likely to play mind games. I mean, by that age they KNOW what to do.
This is so true. Young women and their games, Jesus.
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Post by captain steinbrenner » Sat Mar 11, 2017 7:20 pm

At least it wasn't Gay Fest which our friend Rent "erroneously" goes every year... [smilie=033.gif] [smilie=033.gif] [smilie=011.gif]
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Post by 870Mike » Sat Mar 11, 2017 9:10 pm

captain steinbrenner wrote:At least it wasn't Gay Fest which our friend Rent "erroneously" goes every year... [smilie=033.gif] [smilie=033.gif] [smilie=011.gif]
When I lived in Cali, a buddy and I decided to drive to Palm Springs for spring break to cruise for chicks. When we got there, it happened to be "White Party Weekend"....which has nothing to do with white folks...or chicks. #-o

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Post by captain steinbrenner » Sat Mar 11, 2017 10:30 pm

That's fucked up... [smilie=011.gif] [smilie=011.gif] [smilie=011.gif]
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Post by BIG JOE » Sun Mar 12, 2017 1:27 pm

You might get a nice quilt with a surprise wrapped up with it.
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