Best quotes ever on FSN !!!

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Best quotes ever on FSN !!!

Post by Jeepsnguns » Sun May 28, 2017 10:37 pm

Ok, so things have been kinda slow around here in recent memory.
This morning I was having a cup o coffee and checking out the latest when I read this gem!

"I've got my facts straight. You need to get your head out of your ass, unless you're pre-streching your anus for when they throw you in a cage with Bubba." John K

[smilie=011.gif] [smilie=011.gif] I damn near spit out my coffee. =D>

I think we need a "best quotes" thread.
Lots of regulars write some pretty funny stuff on a regular basis.(Rentprop being one)
"If you put your nose really close to the screen and inhale deeply while reading these, you can almost taste the crazy." Waldo1

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Post by 870Mike » Sun May 28, 2017 10:55 pm

How do I post a link to ALL of my threads? [smilie=011.gif]

(And yes, Rent has some xlnt quotes, but I think he employs a ghost-writer...)
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Post by Jeepsnguns » Sun May 28, 2017 11:20 pm

870Mike wrote:How do I post a link to ALL of my threads? [smilie=011.gif]

(And yes, Rent has some xlnt quotes, but I think he employs a ghost-writer...)
Mike ...Don't flatter yourself [smilie=011.gif]
But yeah, I have to admit you also write some funny s';t once in a while. :ber
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Post by 870Mike » Sun May 28, 2017 11:57 pm

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Post by george_995 » Mon May 29, 2017 9:17 am

^^^ [smilie=011.gif] [smilie=cheers1.gif]
Ni he la na gaofar la na scoilb.

The thing about Smart mother f***ers is that sometimes, they sound like Crazy mother f***ers to Stupid mother f***ers ....

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Post by Rentprop1 » Mon May 29, 2017 10:28 am

After Chris Farley, that damn Gabriel Iglacias took the only fat comedian spot....so until he crokes you all have to put up with me.
In the days of the old west a 6 shooter was as common as cell phones are today and just annoying if they go off in a theater.

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Post by czharry » Mon May 29, 2017 11:51 am

Rentprop1 wrote:After Chris Farley, that damn Gabriel Iglacias took the only fat comedian spot....so until he crokes you all have to put up with me.
I just thought he was fluffy.
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Post by Jeepsnguns » Fri Mar 16, 2018 7:27 pm

Quote from Molivo 03-09-18:

"Absolutely amazing...he really did slurp down a full cup of stupid juice...that or hes been taken over by pod people."

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Post by Dave M » Sat Mar 17, 2018 11:24 am

Just found this thread,
Wow, Some Great insight

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Re: Best quotes ever on FSN !!!

Post by Jeepsnguns » Thu Mar 22, 2018 8:37 pm

The following was posted today by Rentprop:

" bumpstocks are gonna be the sacrificial lamb

I suggest grind it into the shape of a dildo, write fvck you on it, and send it to either David Hogg who will definitely use it analy or that lesbian Skinhead Gonzolas b!tch who one day may want to know about real d1ck......either way fvck them both [smilie=011.gif] "

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