orangutan prostitute

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orangutan prostitute

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Dammit Casual, that's low even for you. :shock: Preacher's donkey is going to be jealous!

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/7829159/t ... -her-size/
Chained to a wall and lying on a dirty mattress with a full face of make-up, Pony the orangutan waited for her next client.

Men working in the nearby palm oil farm in Borneo would come into the brothel and could pay a couple of quid to have sex with a prostitute, or, shockingly, with her. Knowing what was expected, Pony would gyrate her hips when a punter came to the door before being raped by men twice the size of her who paid her owner for the experience.
....and some rin up hill and down dale, knapping the chucky stanes to pieces wi' hammers, like sae mony road-makers run daft - they say it is to see how the warld was made!
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flcracker wrote: Mon Nov 26, 2018 4:56 pm Dammit Casual, that's low even for you. :shock: Preacher's donkey is going to be jealous!
Preacher's donkey Hell!

Wait until Rent finds out! :shock:
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Post by Dave P »

How much does this cost? Asking for a friend.
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Post by zeebaron »

That has to smell interesting.
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Glad you said smell and not taste. :shock: :(
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Some cultures just need to be text book cases of genocide.
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Post by osprey21 »

I wonder how long it took for them to train that orangutan to suck a dick without first peeling it? :shock:
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is this even real ?, i can't find a single U.S. news station
or media that has it other than tabloids
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Slartibartfast wrote: Wed Nov 28, 2018 1:03 pm is this even real ?, i can't find a single U.S. news station
or media that has it other than tabloids
Then it HAS to be real...
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